Jessica VanZalen, Arizona State University


As college students, we encounter awkward situations on a regular basis. Unless you sleep through the afternoon, it's inevitable you will be or will see someone who is venturing home on a "Walk of Shame". A traditional sexual rite of passage, it is the often-grueling and embarrassing process of dragging oneself home after a night of drinking and hooking up. Some folks have it down to a science, but if you've suffered through too many groggy, messy mornings, and you don't feel like escaping under the cover of darkness at 4 a.m., you need to get a new plan.
 
 

1. Water on the Face

 

If you can get into a bathroom, splash some water on your face and wipe the crust and smudged make-up from your eyes. "Raccoon Eyes" are a definite give-away that you just spent the night in a bar and clumsily romping around in someone's sheets.

 

*Other tips include disguising options, hair options, and verbal excuses for people you know that catch you in the act.
 
 

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