Our knowledge of fetishes has always been pretty limited to pop culture; like an episode of some cheesy sitcom where we realize the shoe salesman has a deeper love for Manolos than we thought. Or when the main character comes home after work to find her new boyfriend watching the Playboy channel in her underwear. Recently though, I caught a TV show that mentioned Apotemnophilia --getting sexually aroused by the thought of having a body part amputated--something I never knew existed. So channeling my inner pervert, I did some research and rounded up some of the funniest, surprising, disgusting and cringe-worthy fetishes I could find:

1.)  Emetophilia

Arousal from vomit, also known as "The Roman Shower" when practiced.

Attention all single bulimics: this is your man.

2.)  Necrophilia

Arousal from dead people or sexual activity with the dead.

The next time you're planning a funeral, be sure not to invite this person.

3.)  Agalmatophilia

Arousal from dolls, mannequins and non-living human figures
 Note: Barbie and Cabbage Patch Kids make great gifts.

4.)   Exhibitionism

Arousal from exposing genitals to unsuspecting people.

(Favorite hangout spots: Public libraries in the medical journal section and

subway tunnels between the hours of 8 and 10pm.)

5.)  Formicophilia

Arousal from having ants crawl or nibble on genitals.

Yeah. Seriously.

6.)  Lactaphilia

Adult arousal from being breastfed. 

Where the question, "Got Milk?" takes on a whole new meaning.

7.)  Menophilia

Arousal from menstruating women.

Con: You cant use the "we cant have sex, I'm on my period excuse" anymore.
Pro: You will save a shit-load of money on tampons.

8.)  Vorarephilia

Arousal from being eaten or eating others.

One reason you should always ask "what's for dinner?"

9.)  Symphorphilia

Arousal from natural disasters.

Movies That Become Porn: Day After Tomorrow, Twister, Hurricane Katrina coverage,

Armageddon, Deep Impact (well, that last one already sounds pornish.)

10.)  Autonepiophilia

Arousal from wearing diapers and being treated as an infant.

If you notice your newborn has been low on Huggies lately, you better check this out.

From the picture: we can see how this is so attractive to some.