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Updated: October 30, 2008

 

While the long walk home circa 8am Sunday is always embarrassing, there are a few ‘special’ days that can make it that much more awkward. To jog your memory, here is a rundown of some of the worst Walk of Shame scenarios you can maybe relate to.
 

                                       The 80's Party

 

                  


Spending the night with Miami Vice reruns and drinks with the Brat Pack is always a good time. The hot pants, the neon leggings, the torn Bon Jovi ’86 Slippery When Wet Tour sweatshirt – but add that with the smudged glitter makeup and disheveled side ponytail and you bare a striking resemblance to a cracked out Molly Ringwald. If you’re stuck in this particular predicament, we suggest leaving under the cover of darkness or at least waiting it out until the Breakfast Club is over.

                                         

                                          Halloween

 

                  

 


French Maid, witch, police officer, bumblebee – it doesn’t really matter what your costume was the night before, it’s Halloween on a college campus so chances are pretty good “slutty” could’ve been a prefix for any of them. While you looked oh so hot at the party the night before, six hours of costumed ridiculousness took its toll and getting home not looking like an extra from the Rocky Horror Picture Show is nearly impossible. So own it, because there ain’t no way around this one.
 

 

 

                                            Formal

 

                

 


Nothing gets you feeling more glamorous than a night of formal attire. But after sipping on champagne and top shelf mixers, you decided to crash elsewhere – maybe not even with your so-called ‘date’. So now you’re waltzing home, heels in hand, with every passerby knowing there is no way you left the house this morning in that outfit. Much like the other three, there’s no way to get out of this one without sideways glances and frat row cheers.
 


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